Dining Out Anyone?

This is what we looked like last night at the Dining Out, which by the way lasted 4.5 frickin' hours! Our guest speaker didn't start until 9:20, declared he would be short and ended at 10. Is that short? I don't think so! Anyway, dinner was the typical club food, which I thought would be a bit better than the club food from the ol' GF. The Grogg Bowl was quite interesting, darn I didn't take a picture for you. It was a toilet with a punch bowl inside of it. If you dared to brake any of thy rules you had to drink from the bowl, out of a glass of course. Here are two of the 19 rules:
#5 Thou shalt not leave the mess whilst convened. Military protocol overrides all calls of nature. (aka no going to the bathroom until after dinner is over!!)
#16 Thou shalt express thy approval by tapping thy spoon on the table. Clapping of thy hands will not be tolerated. (boy, that was loud)

By the way my sunburned shoulder did not appear in this picture. I apologize.